My old body is feeling pretty stiff this morning. It is because of what happened at 3:00 last night.
I knew there was a possibility of an irregular night just before bedtime, when I carried Kona out for her final pee. That last pee didn’t happen.
Something was wrong with Kona’s irregular legs, which she uses to struggle over to find the exactly-right place to pee, but last night she just sat there, when I put her down. I think her joints were just hurting too much for her to try, so after a long wait, I picked her back up and carried her back into the house.
I knew that her lack of peeing before bed, meant that she would probably have to go in the middle of the night, and that is what happened.
I was in a deep sleep, when my wife’s voice broke through my slumber, telling me that Kona seemed to want to go outside. Although I forced myself out of bed, I was only half awake and very groggy. I didn’t get dressed, thinking that the underwear that serve as my bed clothes, would probably suffice in getting me through a quick trip outside. I did put on my winter boots.
I bent down, picked up Kona, who seemed heavier than usual, and carried her out the front door. When I opened the door, I saw that overnight, a skiff of snow had covered the sidewalk and yard. I stepped off of the porch and began walking down the sidewalk. I stopped, then began to lower Kona onto the ground.
Every time I do this, before she gets to the ground, Kona starts really squirming and twisting, trying to keep her balance. When she did that last night, as I was bending over to put her down, it threw me off balance, causing my boots to slip on the snowy sidewalk, and down I went, slamming my side on the edge of the sidewalk.
Fortunately, Kona seemed okay and waddled off to pee, and I lifted myself back into a vertical position and began to brush my now snow-covered underwear, off. It was hard to get the snow off of my back, but I did the best I could. When Kona was done peeing, and signaled me by sitting down, I hefted her back up in carrying position, and carefully packed her back into the house to her bed.
By this time, I was wide awake. I took off my boots, then went upstairs to the bedroom, and still in my semi-damp clothes, crawled into bed. I never regained that deep sleep I had been in, before my outside adventure.
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