The photo above shows my uncle standing in the barn, decades after my misadventure. It also shows some of the things I mentioned yesterday: The bushel baskets, the tomato boxes, and most important for this story- -the ladder going up to the second floor ( its behind and above the tomato boxes). Now, here’s what happened:
Neal and I were chasing each other around up, down and around through the barn. I think I was probably an Indian that day. I always loved being an Indian. I scrambled and weaved around the tomato planter on the ground floor, with Neal in hot pursuit, I reached the fixed ladder and rapidly climbed toward our fort in the bushel baskets on the second floor.
As I quickly scrambled up the homemade wooden ladder, my hand missed the rung above me and backward I went, and down I tumbled, fortunately missing everything except for the floor. As I fell, I put my left arm out to cushion my fall as I hit the wooden plank floor.
Once horizontal on the floor, I glanced at my left hand and noticed a newly acquired abrupt jog in my forearm’s normal shape. Even with my lack of medical knowledge, it obvious that my left arm was broken just above the wrist.
Neal helped me to my Grandmother’s house, where my mother was called. A temporary splint was made from a sturdy piece of cardboard to cradle my arm, and I was then driven to the hospital.
At the hospital, I didn’t know what to expect, but it wasn’t long before they placed a mask over my nose and mouth, told me to take deep breathes and start counting backwards from 100, as the doctor administered the ether.
When I woke up, there was a big chunk of plaster entombing my left arm halfway up to my upper arm, keeping it in a “L” shape, bent at my elbow. I had broken one bone and fracture another in my forearm. The next day at school everyone was surprised at my new acquisition and eager to sign their names on my cast, a custom I had never heard of.
It had always been a hassle lugging around my books and my trombone back and forth to school on the school bus, and now having the cast on my arm, certainly didn’t make the situation any easier, but I accepted my fate and eagerly waited for the month and a half for the cast to be removed. Finally, my sentence had been served and I was driven to the hospital to get the now grungy-looking cast removed.
I sat in the hospital room and the doctor came over with a skill saw looking piece of equipment and when he saw the distress in my eyes, he explained that the saw would just cut through the plaster and because the blade just moved back and forth, even if it touched my skin, I would not be hurt.
As he turned on the saw, and it started vibrating through the plaster, a strange feeling began coming over me. My head felt woozy. My field of vision started narrowing around the edges, and became smaller and smaller. I fell forward out of the chair, and to the doctor’s surprise, I lay sprawled out on the floor in front of him.
As I returned to the world, I found myself being helped back into the chair by some nurses and the doctor and was told to bend down, with my head between my knees.
“You can’t faint, if your head is lower than your knees.” the doctor said.
A dab of ammonia soaked cotton was thrust toward me and I was told to smell it. The vapors scoured out my nasal passages, and did a very effective job of waking me up.
My brain, slowly got back up to speed, and I tried to digest what I had just experienced. “So that is what fainting is”, I thought. I had seen plenty of movies and television shows where people fainted, and now I had experienced it for myself. I didn’t really care for it.
“That was strange,” the doctor told me, “The saw wouldn’t hurt you,” and it didn’t, but something deep inside me had overcome reality, and down I went.
It would not be the last time in my life when “down I went.”